Sometimes I wish I had more friends who are interested in body modification.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded
karma’s only a bitch if you are
Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch
green alien suit (48.99)